None.

Eyebrow

Nose

Ears

Lip

Lebret

Tongue

Unmentionable...

Napping

Listening to music.

Basking in the sun.

Bathing frequently.

More Napping

Modeling (I'm So Sexy!)

And... Some More Napping

Horror

Comedy

Romance

Action

Gossip Mags

The Cruxshadows
Paramore
My Chemical Romance
The Birthday Massacre
Ayria
The White Stripes
Avenged Sevenfold
Marilyn Manson
Nine Inch Nails
Three Days Grace
Seether
Flyleaf
Korn.

Hi my name is Patches. I am a sexy feline, seven years of age. I figure people will think me psychotic for being a cat and actually having my own page, which I think is very rude. All animals should be treated equally, and humans are the biggest beasts of all animals, so why should they get special treatment? If you see past my gorgeous looks, you will know that I am very smart.

Being Petted

Being Held

I'm just a lover.

Humans, and even worse, female cats. They're so bitchy. That's why I'm gay.